Talk:Phineas and Candace's biological father/@comment-71.12.57.120-20200520210307

ferb is their bio-dad guys, think about it: thats why his voice is abnormally deep for a child his age. he is their bio-dad but pretends to be a little boy. the stepfather is just some spineless sap he strung along into his plot. so, linda was upset bc ferb (original name something else) refused to act his age and wanted to be her adult-child, but she refused, and his persisitence caused her to divorce him. so ferb, who was very short, took on a new persona. he dyed his hair green and that was it honestly. moved to the uk, met lawrence on a dating site pretending to be a female. when lawrence arrived, to his dismay he saw ferb. he said he could get him a wife if he would bring him to the u.s. acting as his father. lawrence was desperate, after so many rejections, and he was depressed so he didn't care the danger of it all. linda was pretty upset herself, she was left with two weirdo kids and nobody to help her manage them. but she didnt the regret the divorce...better two kids and no hubby than two kids and a lazy, lunatic husband posing as one. thats when lawrence came into her life. despite having pencil arms he swept her off her feet, and the lonely, desperate lovers quickly married. linda was so happy she ignored the obvious signs that ferb was...well, her ex-husband. ferb had finally got what he wanted. all was well in the world. his favorite child, phineas, was now his brother. candace was not his favorite though and that's why he stayed near phineas. this is why candace is so salty. the theory about her not getting attention is right, just like when he was a dad figure he only gave "love" when he felt he HAD to, and even now he only hangs out with phineas honestly, helping candace only when the plot DEMANDS he do so.

so yeah it is the truth...how do i know all this? well, lets just say i have insider knowledge of the whole ordeal. :)